The Yankees make me puke.
12:17 a.m.//05.05.05

Mood: Blee blee
Sound: Hum -- Stars

In the most recent of news, the Yankees are vomit inducing. Just complete chunks of whatever I ate; all upchucked. Not really, but almost.

Tony Womack to left, Matsui to center, Sheffy stays in right (yuck). The worst defense since 197x.

We are a terrible, terrible team. On paper, you see Jeter, A-rod, Sheffy, Matsui, Johnson, Rivera and you'd possibly think to yourself, "Wow, they sure sound like they'd kick some ass!" But no.

200 million dollar payroll, and we have Wang Wing Who? and Sean Henn Who? I will say this much; Henn appears to have some notable velocity, as I watched him pitch his first start (all 3 innings of it) in the majors tonight. He was called up from AA, as well as Cano. It's nice to see the Yankees getting some youth in there, since they're all fucking dinosaurs.

There's rumor of Clemens coming back to NY. Whether or not this is going to play out, no one knows, but Clemens is not enough to fix the disaster that is the '05 Yankees. A pitcher can only do so much with a swiss cheese defense.

If we cant pick up early season games against Tampa Bay, what chance will we have at all to compete in the AL East? Series' against Tampa Bay are just supposed to picked up, with very few losses. STOP BEING SHITBAGS!

And wtf is up with Baltimore? Holy shit. They'll cool off soon, I think. I hope. They're out of hand right now. I have proclaimed my love for Sydney Ponson, in all of his pudgy glory.

I'm getting used to the fact that we're a .500 team. I'm getting used to the fact that we will not make it to the playoffs. I'm getting used to the fact that we won't be contender-ready for a couple years. I'm getting used to the fact that I have a headache.

Where'd Michael Kay go to? My guess is all of his hidden little Asian boy kiddie porn was found and he is now in Rikers Island. I miss him. Don't tell anybody. I miss him like one would miss Joe Morgan. They both have infectuous stupidity, and John Miller is catching up to Joe on the mentally retarded commentary.

I've also noticed that Bobby Murcer also blips out quite often towards the end of a game in which the Yankees are losing, which is basically every game as of late.

Oh foolish worker bee. I'm your fucking queen.

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