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Pop-eye
7:32 a.m.//08.23.05


Mood: Sleepy as HELL
Sound: Autolux -- Sub-Zero Fun

Has anyone ever stopped to think about just what exactly is fucking wrong with Popeye? I have my doubts that he's even a sailor--or a man, for that matter.

His forearms are ill-proportioned and bulbously disfigured. He's balding, severely, but not in your typical male-pattern-baldness fashion--it looks most similar to radiation poisoning.

Popeye's entire face is hideously disfigured with a jaw that just won't quit, and one blind, squinty eye. However, I suppose you could compare the hideousness that is his face and argueably deem it of comparable monstrosification (I made that word up. Completely.) to that of his awful, froggy voice.

That said, the fact still remains that Popeye is a fucking weird bastard.


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