When I was little, I wanted to be a school bus driver. When I'd say this, everyone would laugh and I never understood what was so funny. Today I realize how silly that must have sounded, and what terrible choice for a job. Thankfully, I soon killed the notion. School bus drivers tend to be the most trailer trashed out group of people as a whole than almost any other profession. You had your different types of bus drivers through the years, though. There was the really fat male or female who would never actually yell, or show any signs of being alive, other than driving the bus itself. Once in a blue moon, they'd let out a wale that gave you reason to believe they had a strain of Down Syndrome. Then there was the driver who was so elderly that you actually feared for your own life. Elderly school bus drivers are nothing like elderly normal vehicle drivers; the elderly school bus drivers drove 85mph on sharp turns, and would run recently-turned red lights. These people were so focused on driving that they didn't take notice that the 12 year olds are having a multi-raced orgy in the back seats, while school bullies are setting firecrackers off on victim's scrotums. Let's not forget the Hitler bus drivers. These were usually women who had some kind of vindictive agitation towards children. She was the one who would stop the bus on the side of the road and scream at everyone to sit down, else we weren't going home. She'd often time threaten to call the police, as if they'd do anything. This driver was usually a big fan of the infamous "Assigned Seats" which was the harshest punishment one could receive while taking the bus. The assigned seat was feared and loathed by all children alike, and only on this ocassion would jock befriend nerd, and mod befriend punk, and work as a single unit to act humanely as to not get assigned seats, because no one wanted to get stuck sitting next to someone they didn't know or didn't like. All of us have experienced the "Substitute" driver. This position didn't pump out a certain gender; it was equally male and female. The upside to a substitute driver was that you could act obnoxiously more unruly than usual. The downside was this driver didn't know the route whatsoever, and would never stop in the spot you wanted them to and would often drive right by your stop, which resulted in you having to yell for them to stop, which sucked highly for those of you who were shy. Some people were so bold as to put in extra stops that weren't normally there, to benefit themselves, whilst making the rest of us late, you dumb fucks. You know who you are, you self-absorbed cock holes. I thought the A-Team was a highly overrated show. End of discussion.
School bus drivers
3:57 p.m.//01.11.05
Mood: Relieved
Word of the day: Crows feet
Sound: Smashing Pumpkins -- Drown
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